Mr & Ms Craptaculars

Interestingly enough, I noticed that all my colleagues, and even myself, will start to caress our hair and necks when….. we are on the phone. Nope nope.. not talking to boyfriends or girlfriends. But!! Talking to clients! Is that natural reaction? “Hello! I am calling from bla bla bla…” and my hand started to raise up to my head uncontrollably and comb my hair down. It’s just like trying to multi-task. On one hand, I am talking to my client on the phone. On the other, my hand is talking to my hair, “Shut up! stay still! Dont move!” How amazing. Our hand is stuck there on our head for some purposes and reasons I guess. Perhaps if I say something wrong on phone, *slap!!* my hand will uncontrollably slap my face. Wao.. how convenient.

Every tattoo has a story behind. A rose with thorns might mean that relationship is seductious, might mean scandalous, might even mean a bitter relationship. A wrong design will stay with you forever. Will remind myself forever that… gosh! why did I even do that at the first place! You can put anything you want on your body. If you want Buddha to protect you, you tattoo a Buddha design. Best to tattoo a laughing Buddha design. When you break up, buddha is laughing at you. When you fall and break your arm, Buddha is laughing at you. When you are having sex, Buddha is laughing at you too. Nice. You are blessed by a Laughing Buddha. Peace. Tattoos like TIGER and DRAGON represent power and authority. But what happen when one gets old? Uncle! So cute! I see Tigger on your body! Can I draw Winnie the Pooh on your body too?

Outdoors. Do you like outdoors? Everyday it will give you surprises and new discoveries. Have you ever seen japanese people eating durians with chopsticks? “itadakimasu!!” Beauticians smoking using chopsticks? *Wooh wooh!* Threesomes in a motorbike? Oh oh.. dont be mistaken by my words. I mean 3 big adults squeezing in a bike. 2 guys and 1 woman. Amazing. I wonder if their asses hurt. *Ouch!* The woman is sitting in the middle though. Sad that you did not get the chance to see these? Perhaps you should slow down your pace and enjoy every little moments. Oh oh! How about this? a little kid pickpocketing.. :O No NO!

Procrastination. My partner must be thinking… Finally you have a topic! and you are adding spice to this blog! Quick! QUick! tell me a joke, tell me a joke! We are craptaculars man! Why do we have names? Will you remember us if you were to see this name? There are only 2 things which will make a person remember our name. First, it’s either you know us by person or higher level of our intellectual or stupidity triggers your brain cells to laugh or to close this whole damn website. So, what am I going to say now? Gosh.. I’m procrastinating again. Did I just waste your time to read this?